I see stupid people
So the story continues. Last week on war games long time friends and damn near brothers Ronnie Styles and Jonny Cage faced off against each other in a bull rope match. If you tuned in, you witnessed a remarkable match between these two veterans of the squared circle. It was a back and forth battle. Both men making their return to the ring but only one could walk out champion. For the time being friend ship was put to the side as for the first time ever these two met in the ring. Jonny Cage from the start got the early advantage but the ever so crafty Ronnie Styles found a way to take over and like the fight between frank Mir and Brock Lesnar. Styles like Brock dominated until he let his guard down which cost him the fight he very well should have won. Ronnie who apparently was over powering the former war god champion wasn’t paying attention to the corners being touched by his opponent which let to Cage picking up the victory. However, just when you thought the ego driven manic was about to strike out of anger and spite he shook is brothers hand as a sign of respect. Question is, could we see these two battle again sometime in the near future? Until that time comes, we are about to embark in the next step of our hall of fame bound journey. For next week on war games Ronnie will face off against three over people. Those people being Staniak, Madelynn Mayhem and Tyler Lucas. With the winner getting a conqueror title shot at the up coming pay per view entitled sixth sense. So there it is, the match is set in stone and everyone in this match is a former champion. Who will walk out of this match the winner? Who knows, but one thing is for sure. Looks like we’re in for one hell of a match.Here we go again. It appears as if our hero now has quite a fallowing behind him. Which to some isn’t much of a shocker but to others is completely mind boggling. But hey, shit happens in this business. With the first week back in wrestling action revolution under his belt unfortunately an unsuccessful one might I add. Confidence seems to be growing. Styles, who has YET to be pinned or made submit is still at the top of the mountain and sitting pretty on his pedestal which explains the number one contenders match for the conqueror championship lurking around the corner. I guess the hire ups have noticed Ronnie means business this time around. But can he capitalize on it? Rumor has it Hells Guardian has retired from the squared circle which could very well bring up a question of whether or not he will defend the title at sixth sense or will the winner of this four way battle become the champion. I’m guessing only time will tell until this mystery is solved. But no worries, one way or another our hero will be the one standing tall and hopefully holding the conqueror championship over his head.
Picture this, it’s last Tuesday night at war games. Moments ago we witnessed Jonny Cage defeating our hero Ronnie Styles in a bull rope match. This epic battle could very well go down in history as the greatest match to ever take place in a war ring. As the match ended we captured a glimpse of Jonny Cage walking through the curtains into the backstage area with Girlfriend Danika Wells standing by. Cage has a satisfied look upon his face due to his recent victory against his brother. However, despite the victory he feels bad but he knew from the start only one of the two could walk out victorious and on that night it was him. As he continues to walk back towards the locker room area with Danika by his side war interviewer Miss Kittie appears out of honest to god absolutely freaking no where with a microphone in hand. He just misses Jonny but dispute being a blonde she knows who’s about to walk through those curtains. A few seconds later Ronnie Emerges with a disappointed look on his face. Which much to our dismay Kittie doesn’t care and quickly approaches Ronnie.
Miss Kittie: Excuse me Ronnie… Ronnie Styles can a get a word with you about your devastating loss tonight against your own brother Jonny Cage?
Ronnie breathing heavy raises his head and looks at her with his look of bewilderment on his face. He then begins to talk.
Ronnie Styles: Devastating? Where the hell do you get off lady?
Suddenly you hear a screaming in the background coming closer to the too “whoa, hold on a second. Wait just a moment” she then looks in the direction of the voice which the person it belongs too walks up to her. A sharply dressed Italian man with a look of mischief on his face he then continues to speak.
Mario Pancrazio: hold on just a second. I can not allow this interview to take place.
Miss Kittie: *looking at him* umm.. Who are you?
Mario Pancrazio: I’m *leans head back and smiles* MARIO PANCRAZIO! Haha. The official spokes person and agent of Mr. Styles and Mr. Cage. And this interview in which you are currently tying to conduct CAN NOT HAPPEN!
Miss Kittie: why not?
Mario Pancrazio: you silly dumb blonde! You didn’t ask me that’s why! My clients don’t do anything unless a phone call is made to me. And an offer is made for our services. If the price is right then my boy’s will do the job. If not then I will kindly. By kindly I mean show your fat ass the door!
Miss Kittie: Fat ass? Silly dumb blonde? Now wait just a minute here. How dare you!
Mario Pancrazio: how dare I? HOW DARE I?.. NO, how dare you!
Those two scuffle for a moment until an exhausted Ronnie Steps in and begins to talk.
Ronnie Styles: alright, that’s enough bickering. *looks at kittie* sweetheart if you want the interview you got it!
Mario Pancrazio: yes.. For a small price
Ronnie Styles: *looks at him* this ones on the house
Mario Pancrazio: But…
Ronnie Styles: I SAID.. This one is on the house!
Mario then looks on stunned for a moment and then stomps away mumbling to himself. The camera then shows a close up shot of Ronnie and Kittie. Ronnie then grabs a hold of her hand and positions the microphone in front of his mouth and continues to speak.
Ronnie Styles: now as I was saying. Devastating loss? Look sweetheart I don’t know what match you we’re watching but in my eyes I know who the real winner really was. You see tonight, the word bared witness to a pay per view quality match up for free. But no only that they saw two friends. Best friends face off the first time in history and everyone knew only one man could have walked out victorious. And tonight that man was Jonny Cage. The better man won tonight and I congratulate him. But next time the higher ups make the match the outcome will be a hella lot more different you can count on that. Jonny Cage, I don’t say this enough but I love you brother. And good luck in your next match whomever it might be against.
Miss Kittie: speaking of upcoming matches. You raised a lot of eyebrows tonight. And it seems you’ve been placed in a four way match next week to determine the number one contender for the conqueror championship. Your opponents are Staniak, Madelynn Mayhem and Tyler Lucas. Your thoughts on this match?
Ronnie Styles: wow, you see that? Do you see that? I’ve been back for one week and already people are starting to notice that this old dog can learn new tricks. It seems these people don’t forget the past. In the original war I was the mercenary champion. The longest reigning champion mind you. And now its time to take that step further up the ladder of success. It’s time for me to take my rightfully place at the top of this company and I’ll do so at war games. Now. Don’t get me wrong. And please don’t take those comments out of context cause lord himself knows these fuck tards would want nothing more than to castrate me for saying I’m better than everyone else. But lets let true be told. Those two people have mastive amounts of talent. Staniak, my former mentor. You see, a few years back I was a newbie in a company called global championship alliance. You may of heard of it. The owner was our former war god champion. Anyway, Staniak and Kurtan took me in as one of there own. As if I was the third member of brothers grimm. And I remind them every single god damn day that I am very grateful for that opportunity. However, some good things always must come to an end. And come war games the student becomes the teacher. And with all due respect to my brother Staniak. I love’em like family. But I’m going to beat’em like a red headed step child!
Ronnie Styles: as far as Madelynn Mayhem goes. From the moment I reentered this company all she’s done is bitch and cry about it. And instead of giving me my far shake she was more worried about making me look bad. Well I guess it’s time to get even. Babe, you’re a very talented athlete and wrestler. But when it comes down too it. There is no place for women’s wrestling in a men’s sport. As far as I’m concerned you should just lay down to me in the ring. And if your lucky I might let you lay down for me later on if you know what I’m saying.
Miss Kittie: that is the most ignorant thing you have ever said.
Ronnie Styles: Is it? Honestly Hun is it? Because last time I checked I have more talent in my pinky finger than you do in your whole god damn body. I am the epitome of this business. I am god’s gift to professional wrestling and there is no one. And I mean NO ONE that can do it better than me. Now before you get your thong all caught up in a bunch let me finish your little interview. Tyler Lucas, your ignorant piece of shit. I’ve sat back and listened to you long enough. It seems you open up your mouth before getting your facts straight, well let me tell you something ma brotha, I don’t condone the ignorance of people like you. Unless you have a solid idea of who I am or what I’m about then do place judgment. Don’t point your fingers and call me this and say that unless you have taken the time to sit down and get to know me. Cause homie you haven’t done that. Your under educated ass has proven a very valuable point. And that point is that you don’t know shit. And at war games I’m going to prove my point. That that is once I beat your ass and leave to laying in a puddle of your own piss, blood, sweat and tears you will NEVER forget the name of Ronnie Styles and most importantly you will never forget that I’m better than you.
Ronnie Styles: *looks at Miss Kittie* this interview is over darling.
Ronnie then walks away and leaves her standing there shocked at the comments he’s made.
